sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

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sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

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*douses school in gasoline* its a metaphor

vampirevvekend:

*doesnt do homework* its a metaphor

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tomsuns:

Terrible things Mac Demarco has said and done

tw (abuse, rape, incest)

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hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

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hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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daysweeksandmoths:

Record Store day on Saturday boys

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journeynotintothewildwoods:

thereweretearsinhereyes:

I think suicide would be the best way to die, you’re dying on your own terms, not somebody else’s. You get to say goodbye to your loved ones, even if it’s just in a letter or video. You win a game you were supposed to lose. 

NO FUCK THIS KIND OF THINKING.

Fuck tumblr for always glorifying suicide.

Let’s break this fucking post down. You’d better hit that readmore button, I stg.

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sorryidontswim:

if i like your music i expect you to be somewhat decent as a human being and you should understand that as a musician people are going to look up to you not just as a musician but as a person too so dont be surprised when people are pissed at you after you fuck up more than once and dont explain yourself or apologize for the issue

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

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